Britney Spears’s TV Return

Maybe producers think casting Britney Spears will up their ratings….I mean, who can pass up the chance to watch a train wreck? It has been announced that she is going to guest star on How I Met Your Mother.

Britney’s character is a dermatologist’s assistant. The dermatologist’s part was going to be played by Alicia Silverstone, but Alicia decided that having Britney around would overshadow her, so she dropped out. Instead, the producers found a last minute replacement in Sarah Chalke, star of Scrubs. She’s used to being a fill in…she took over the role of Becky Connor on Roseanne for the last three seasons after Lecy Goranson, the original Becky, left for college.

American Idol was a Goth

Who would’ve have thought that the sassy Jessica Alba look alike American Idol contestant Danny Noriega was once a goth? A video of the former hardcore punk rocker turned future AI wannabeen has been unearthed which features him going off on a crazy rant on the baby Jesus’ birthday. Danny posted the nonsense on MySpace in which he himself sends some pretty disturbing and vile Christmas greetings to the rest of the world. This confirms that he really was a punk a couple years back. Oh how things change, don’t they? He should go goth again and rant on Simon.

China wins Miss World

New found Chinese beauty Zhang Zilin won the Miss World contest. This was a first in all Chinese history and yet there wasn’t big fuzz around the country about it.Due to recent governmental issues and to the strict political regime Chinese people live in, the great achievement of the young Chinese woman was not over mediatized…if anything it was almost covered up. Newspapers reported the news with a small pictures on the bottom of their front pages, while the headline article was one about AIDS awareness…TV reports were scarce…The only place where her achievement was properly appreciated by her compatriots was her blog on the internet, hosted by SINA.com. There millions of visitors entered right after she was announced as the winner and all tried to post and congratulate her.