American Idol was a Goth

Who would’ve have thought that the sassy Jessica Alba look alike American Idol contestant Danny Noriega was once a goth? A video of the former hardcore punk rocker turned future AI wannabeen has been unearthed which features him going off on a crazy rant on the baby Jesus’ birthday. Danny posted the nonsense on MySpace in which he himself sends some pretty disturbing and vile Christmas greetings to the rest of the world. This confirms that he really was a punk a couple years back. Oh how things change, don’t they? He should go goth again and rant on Simon.

Ashlee Simpson Wasn’t Drunk

Even though there have been a lot of reports that Ashlee Simpson has gotten so drunk she’s puked at clubs on several occasions, the singer is still adamant that she wasn’t inebriated during a morning radio show appearance last week. Ashlee is fighting mad and is taking her fury to her MySpace blog to lash out at the DJ and defend her reputable honor – note the sarcasm. She says that the reason she giggled throughout the whole interview was because that’s how she deals with uncomfortable situations. She even compared how she was treated during the interview to an interview she did not even an hour after. That takes care of the giggling but what about her forgetting her own lyrics?