Jennifer Lopez Baby Names Are . . .

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony became new parents when they welcomed their twins, one girl and one boy, on February 22. We now have names to go with those two as JLo’s manager Simon Fields confirmed to People that the newborns have been named Max and Emme – it’s rumored that the full names are Maximiano and Emelina. This news was first reported by Star back in January when JLo’s mother Guadalupe bought ID bracelets for the as-yet-unborn kids which bore the names Max and Emme from a jeweler in Yorktown Heights, New York. Max and Emme, welcome to crazy town.

Britney Spears’s TV Return

Maybe producers think casting Britney Spears will up their ratings….I mean, who can pass up the chance to watch a train wreck? It has been announced that she is going to guest star on How I Met Your Mother.

Britney’s character is a dermatologist’s assistant. The dermatologist’s part was going to be played by Alicia Silverstone, but Alicia decided that having Britney around would overshadow her, so she dropped out. Instead, the producers found a last minute replacement in Sarah Chalke, star of Scrubs. She’s used to being a fill in…she took over the role of Becky Connor on Roseanne for the last three seasons after Lecy Goranson, the original Becky, left for college.

American Idol was a Goth

Who would’ve have thought that the sassy Jessica Alba look alike American Idol contestant Danny Noriega was once a goth? A video of the former hardcore punk rocker turned future AI wannabeen has been unearthed which features him going off on a crazy rant on the baby Jesus’ birthday. Danny posted the nonsense on MySpace in which he himself sends some pretty disturbing and vile Christmas greetings to the rest of the world. This confirms that he really was a punk a couple years back. Oh how things change, don’t they? He should go goth again and rant on Simon.

Ashlee Simpson Wasn’t Drunk

Even though there have been a lot of reports that Ashlee Simpson has gotten so drunk she’s puked at clubs on several occasions, the singer is still adamant that she wasn’t inebriated during a morning radio show appearance last week. Ashlee is fighting mad and is taking her fury to her MySpace blog to lash out at the DJ and defend her reputable honor – note the sarcasm. She says that the reason she giggled throughout the whole interview was because that’s how she deals with uncomfortable situations. She even compared how she was treated during the interview to an interview she did not even an hour after. That takes care of the giggling but what about her forgetting her own lyrics?

Kylie Minogue Home Wear

Ok, well we have had perfume, clothes and recently make-up from our singers and actresses…but Kylie Minogue has gone one step further and plans to release her own brand of home wear.Not curtains, but bedlinen, throws, cushions and maybe even pots. Brings a whole new meaning to sleeping with Kylie!

The singer has already planned most of the line, and promises it will be “fun”. Well I suppose being rich and famous isn’t enough for our stars anymore – they have to have their own brand of something just to make sure we know who they are. So you can have the J-Lo scent, the Nicole (Girls Aloud) make-up and now the Kylie bedspread. That’s if you’re that sad….

To Like or Not to Like – Usher

 If you ask me to describe Usher’s wife Tameka Foster, I don’t really know how to. But I’m not going to deny that she sure is something.

 In an interview with Essence magazine, Tameka rants about the public’s perception of her saying “We (black women) don’t like ourselves. If I were Hispanic, Usher would have the sexiest wife alive. If I were mixed, he’d have the sexiest wife alive. But he has a black girl, and it’s like, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly!’ OK, maybe I don’t fit the cookie-cutter standard – 25 and a size two – but this is who he loves. There are women getting raped in Darfur, young girls being turned out every single day in Atlanta. We have bigger issues to worry about than two people in love with each other”.