Hayden Panettiere Admits to Underage Drinking

You’d think these girls would learn to keep their mouths shut. But not so for Hayden Panettiere. Instead, she dishes to Cosmo about her underage drinking.

She says, “I think that people look at me as just another one of those girls who’s going to screw up, like, ‘She’s going to get into drugs, and she’s gonig to get into parties.’” Umm, maybe she won’t do that, but she goes on to say, “I have the occasional glass of champagne with I’m celebrating something…” Doesn’t she know that’s, umm, illegal???

Jennifer Lopez Baby Names Are . . .

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony became new parents when they welcomed their twins, one girl and one boy, on February 22. We now have names to go with those two as JLo’s manager Simon Fields confirmed to People that the newborns have been named Max and Emme – it’s rumored that the full names are Maximiano and Emelina. This news was first reported by Star back in January when JLo’s mother Guadalupe bought ID bracelets for the as-yet-unborn kids which bore the names Max and Emme from a jeweler in Yorktown Heights, New York. Max and Emme, welcome to crazy town.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

Rihanna keeps denying that she’s dating Chris Brown but the Barbadian babe finds herself in the arms of her boyfriend at photographer Peter Beard’s party at VIP Club in Paris, France just this past weekend. The 20-year old singer and the 18-year old R&B crooner continued their snuggling all through the night with kissing, cuddling, dancing, taking photos of each other and playing with sparklers. A source told Us Weekly that the two were aware that they were being watched but just couldn’t keep their hands off each other. If people still don’t believe that they are together, this should be the final nail in the coffin.

Britney Spears’s TV Return

Maybe producers think casting Britney Spears will up their ratings….I mean, who can pass up the chance to watch a train wreck? It has been announced that she is going to guest star on How I Met Your Mother.

Britney’s character is a dermatologist’s assistant. The dermatologist’s part was going to be played by Alicia Silverstone, but Alicia decided that having Britney around would overshadow her, so she dropped out. Instead, the producers found a last minute replacement in Sarah Chalke, star of Scrubs. She’s used to being a fill in…she took over the role of Becky Connor on Roseanne for the last three seasons after Lecy Goranson, the original Becky, left for college.

American Idol was a Goth

Who would’ve have thought that the sassy Jessica Alba look alike American Idol contestant Danny Noriega was once a goth? A video of the former hardcore punk rocker turned future AI wannabeen has been unearthed which features him going off on a crazy rant on the baby Jesus’ birthday. Danny posted the nonsense on MySpace in which he himself sends some pretty disturbing and vile Christmas greetings to the rest of the world. This confirms that he really was a punk a couple years back. Oh how things change, don’t they? He should go goth again and rant on Simon.

Ashlee Simpson Wasn’t Drunk

Even though there have been a lot of reports that Ashlee Simpson has gotten so drunk she’s puked at clubs on several occasions, the singer is still adamant that she wasn’t inebriated during a morning radio show appearance last week. Ashlee is fighting mad and is taking her fury to her MySpace blog to lash out at the DJ and defend her reputable honor – note the sarcasm. She says that the reason she giggled throughout the whole interview was because that’s how she deals with uncomfortable situations. She even compared how she was treated during the interview to an interview she did not even an hour after. That takes care of the giggling but what about her forgetting her own lyrics?